Fortune City Headlines

Last Updated:2005-10-03

FAP JUICE

In Soviet Russia, the vagina wears you!

MOTHER B

[CLASSIC] Anybody that's ever played Halo 2 on XBox Live probably knows this kid. And, just as we expected, the typical online player could easy be thrown like a dart in real life.

EYE CANDY

When you get so good at a shooter (Ikaruga) that it's too easy to beat, clearly the next step is to play both sides of the game (2 player) at the same time.

SLORE

How good are you at pantsing random strangers?

SLORE

National Geographic has placed a streaming webcam at a busy watering hole in Africa. Right now, there's just a bunch of bugs flying around, but supposedly it gets pretty interesting at night. (You need Real to view the video, sorry.)

WTmotherF

Anybody that's spent a decent amount of time online has learned a number of important lessons regarding people, and the subtle differences in their personalities on the Internet, and in person. Hopefully, whatever stories you have to tell (yea, I've got plenty too) aren't as bad as this one. Careful if you've got a weak stomach.

HARDWARE

The Second Line: Collect as many blue bubbles as possible.

GAMING

Every single cover of Mad Magazine in a single place.

8008135

A guy in a Mercedes gets owned by a little old lady crossing the street. Ah, there is justice in life.

WTmotherF

At long last, SpunOne gets a typhoon named for him.

GAMING

Note: This is not a solicitation for illegal activities.

uNF!

We see a lot of the "Numa Numa" type videos come through, and try to ignore them as much as possible. Barbie Girl, however, is just too good... or bad, as the case may be.

WTmotherF

If you're a fan of Harvey Danger (it's been a while, I know) you'll be glad to hear that they've released their new album, and have made it available for download, for free. This idea isn't exactly new, but they give a great explanation of why they're going this route.

Iceman can't stand the heat

Brothers fined for keeping 'pet ghost'

Thinking beer mat invented

Bacharach teams up with Dre for protest album